breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

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den-mother:

carrymeheronblue:

den-mother:

first cig of the morning is always banging

You’re so cute omfg!

thanks cutie x
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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

spenceromg:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that